Shit fixes itself..... Plain and simple, shit fixes itself. Looking back on my life, i'm happy to say that everything has worked out. The obstacles i've encountered in the past have only made me stronger and wiser. The U-turns i've took have only led me to the place where I want to be. I have reached the point where I'm holding the last piece of a 3d puzzle, the point where i'm one blow away from beating the boss of a 100 hour RPG, yea yea you get it, i'm almost graduating, but looking back i'm surprised i'm at this point. It seems like there is a special force guiding me and fixing my mistakes for me. It kind of makes you wonder... What can you get away with, what kind of mistakes can you make and still come out successful..... hmm...what if there was a "shit fixer", i mean come on, we've all made mistakes, failed classes, had trouble with the law, did something crazy and a lot of us are STILL on the right track...WHY IS THAT? IS THERE A "SHIT FIXER?" It just makes you think...what can you go wrong, but then go right/
<dreamy music> Scenario 1:
You go to downtown Detroit and enter a strip club, you buy a lapdance from a stripper with a big booty, she whispers in your ear and invites you to a party. You hit it off and engage in unprotected sex, next thing you know you get sick, go to the doctors, and find out you have HIV. At one point you think, "my life is done".... <Enter the "shit fixer> So you're sitting on your couch watching TV, on ESPN they show NBA FINALS CLASSICS, and you watch the Lakers vs Pistons NBA finals. You get inspired by Magic Johnsons performance, you get so inspired that you decide to devote your life to finding a cure for HIV and AIDS. You form a charity that grows so fast that it recieves national attention. So you're at the Whitehouse getting ready to recieve a special award for your work on HIV/AIDS.......you've done it... you're one blow away from beating the boss of a 100 hour rpg, man....you remember how your attacks would only inflict 10 point damage to your enemies, and now you're inflicting 9999. You remember how DUMB you were trying to fight the big ugly creatures at level 4...what a dumb ass, but you're on top now. Scenario 2:
You go to a party and you meet this girl who is in the same class as you are, you begin to whisper in her ear, and ask her if she wants to go home with you. She says "Lets leave NOW". The problem is you have a girlfriend who you've been going out with for 4 years, but that doesn't stop you. You know what happens next...3 days after, your girlfriend finds out and breaks up with you, to add insult to injury, the girl who you cheated with has a boyfriend.....A REALLY MAD VIOLENT BOYFRIEND...........so you're sitting in the hospital bed thinking, "damn, i fucked up" <Enter the "shit fixer"> So you're sitting in the hospital bed thinking...then the nurse comes in.....a hot nurse with big TATAs, it just happens that a nurse was just ONE of her jobs, she also did amatuer porn.........you've done it you're one blow away from beating the boss of a 100 hour rpg, and a 100 dollar bill falls in your lap.....oh yea and your mom is screaming your name because she just bought you TACO BELL!!!.....young boy, you're on top of the world.
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